◎不吵架的婚姻
一對恩愛甚篤的夫婦正慶祝他們的金婚日。
看熱鬧的中年鄰居問老生先說：「為什麼你們可以維持五十年幸福美好的婚姻，打從我出生起，就未曾聽過你們吵架的聲音，難道你們之間從來沒有任何的爭執嗎？」
老先生說：「爭執當然是有的，不過都不會擴大。我從蜜月旅行的時候就懂這個道理了…記得當時交通不便我們到大峽谷去度蜜月，一個人各僱了一匹驢子。她的驢子顯然好吃懶做，走沒有多久就賴在路�
我只聽到我太太冷冷地說：『第一次。』
驢子第二次想偷懶的時候，她又指著驢子說：『這是第二次。』
當驢子第三次不肯走時候，她不慌不忙的掏出她租用的手槍，就把它給斃了！」
中年鄰居老先生詫異說：「尊夫人真是太殘忍了！」
老先生說道：「可不是嗎？我看不過去停在路邊指責她的不是。她並不跟我爭辯只是冷冷地對我說：『第一次』。

Awkward: Want to fart in the crowded elevator.
Lucky: Just right before i fart, everyone left the elevator.
Happy: Just myself in the elevator, so i farted with ease
Regrets: The fart smells so bad, even i cant stand it.
Ashamed: before the fetid odor dissipates, someone came into elevators.
Pain: Only myself and another person in the elevator, that [...]

wired published this story and there’s actually more story behind it.. read more China Shuts Down Internet Cafes
read more for the full story *if you can read chinese.. or get a translation bot*
text in chinese

In view of the fact that the Chinese team first time participates in the World Cup, the World Cup organization committee especially does as follows specially stipulates:
鉴于中国队首次参加世界杯，世界杯组委会特做如下特殊规定
1。考虑可能世界杯的球门对于中国队来说稍微大了点，特允许中国队每场比赛同时上2个守门员。
1. Considers possible World Cup goal regarding Chinese team to say slightly the big spot, especially permitted at the same time Chinese team each competition above 2 goalkeepers.
2。各队与中国队比赛的前3粒入球不算，从第4粒入球开始计算。
2. Various [...]

just saw a baby crow outside of my office building.. that poor bastard wont fly… it’s only a baby.. wondering where it might end up … i made a film of it. will edit it later and upload .
公正な鋸は私のオフィスビルの外の赤ん坊のカラスがそれの。貧 しい粗悪品が… それを飛ばさない… 私の上で終わるかもしれ なかったどこで疑問に思っている唯一に赤ん坊。フィルムを後で 編集するそれとアップロードをである作った。
一只幼崽乌鸦在我的办公楼之外。可怜的坏蛋不会飞行… 它是唯 一婴孩。想知道的正义锯的地方它也许结束… 我拍电影它将编辑 它以后和向上作用的负载。
정당한 톱은 가난한 모조 wont 비행거리가… 그것… 나높은 [...]

i remember back in the days when i first arrived in USA, being a dumb ass asian boy, i did many stupid things i would never do today.. so here i give you the ‘Hui speak no english’ episodes.
only few months after i arrived in US, me, my brother and dad were in his work [...]

there was this little fuck fly, buzzing around my face,
just when i about to nail the little fucker down,
and slap it back to dust,
instead,
my hands flew blind and slapped my own face.
oh what a wonderful day it has been brought by the ol little fucker.